If Topless Robot isn’t already in your daily web rounds, today I’m going to give you a great reason why it should be. A few weeks back, the writers asked their readers to contribute ideas to the definitive Nerd Ten Twenty Commandments, and as you’d expect, hilarity ensued. Some of these are almost painful in how accurate they are, but the one that really made me chuckle is the one that I’m sure all of us already live by:
10) If two nerds ever find themselves holding cylindrical objects of at least 9 inches in length they must immediately make lightsaber ignition noises and face each other down in mortal combat.
Be sure to head over to Topless Robot for the full list of all twenty commandments. And remember: now you know… and knowing is half the battle.
(if you can't use cheesy pshop effects on GCycle, where can you?)
So I must not be a nerd because I already broke commandment number 1. Star Wars AND Star Trek, Kirk AND Picard, Marvel AND DC, Mac AND PC, Baker AND Tennant.
Or maybe the nerds that nerded up these nerdy Commandments are not truly nerds.
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